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Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009
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Shit Right Through Them

Adj: To fart so much during the day (which may or may not include sharting and/or poor wiping) that you get a brown stain and or particles on your underwear or boxers. Most embaressing when wearing white.
Eric thinks to himself out loud: "I shit RIGHT THROUGH THEM!"
by WinstonandFriends December 22, 2009
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shit sheep

someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a turdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags.
Joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to turdhurd them. what stupid shit sheeps

shit sheep
by kwil15 June 3, 2010
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Shit-arser

A situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
Diane: Hey Ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that space,lets wait.
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!

(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!

All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)
by bettybug03 March 8, 2011
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shit-fractal

Usually applied to computer software or a system that's a mess at every level. The more you investigate the problem, the more problems turn-up in a seemingly never-ending fractal of shit.
"This entire system was written by retards. It's just shit, built on shit, built on shit. It's a shit-fractal."
by MyPseudonymNameWasTaken March 7, 2013
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shit capades

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.
"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."
by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013
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Shit cuff

The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.
Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?
by Mr Underhill September 20, 2013
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