Redneck hillbilly internet

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.

Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024

Redneck sauce

A combination of ketchup and mayo made into a thick,homogeneous,pink colored sauce , it's used in most cases for dipping,dressing or even as a mixing condiment also it can be used to win an argument against mikeala

Mikeala: redneck sauce isn't ketchup and mayo mixed together

Me: yes it is,just check it on the urban dictionary

by Whodatboiiii August 6, 2017

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

redneck jet fuel

Any flavor of Monster Energy.

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

redneckeration

Anything done or accomplished by a redneck.

Duck tape is used for many redneckerations.

by JulieBeth September 22, 2010

Redneck Pipe Cleaner

When a guy takes his penis and stick it in a exhaust pipe and let his penis warm up like a tamale.

You guys want to learn the redneck pipe cleaner

by DieselDick3 May 19, 2018

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016