Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?

Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.

by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023

Proburgers

People who whole heartily Believe that Brian Kohberger is Not Guilty of Butchering four Young Adults in Idaho, In contrast to those people you have Noburgers Who are totally convinced of his guilt.

"Was On a REddit post and there was nothing but a bunch of proburgers posting in there, all of a sudden I got really scared !!

by AsPiaN January 18, 2024

probabilia

A mythical word

Probabilia means having that “probably” inside of you

by TheLimist September 10, 2023

Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

probubbly

Supporting everything that is bubbly.

- Do you think you’ll buy yet another bubble machine?
- Yes, I probubbly will.

by Rabid Khan October 17, 2023

problem

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem

2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr

person: omg its Mi$ha, shes such a problem
my boyfriend: yes she is, shes a bad bitch

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Problemista

Someone who either creates or seeks problems and/or someone who creates art from problems.

Angelo is such a problemista

by midnightrain December 6, 2023