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cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot
Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn
by Cat porn December 12, 2019
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Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.
Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.
by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016
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porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015
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tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.
Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn
by Cornpurse November 10, 2020
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porn shot

Porn Shot Same as a money shot. When a man comes on a womans face after receiving a blow job
She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face
by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018
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Cholent Porn

Obsessing over a jewish "michelin star standard" dish called "Cholent" traditionally eaten on the Sabbath . Although has been adapted in recent times as a popular thursday night lads club.
oiy Amir, wheres Rashid at?!? .....Hes at cholent bruv its thursday night innit...try "dovids deli" or "Aliya" ...the cholent porn kings
by UrbanIlui November 4, 2020
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Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
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