Pennsylvania Poker

A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.

Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya

Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.

by Jellykones69 December 15, 2011

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014

Sneezer pooper

The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him

Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...

by Snivy641 December 27, 2014