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Please me

It means make me happy a turm Bruno Mars and Cardi b used in there song PLEASE ME
Please me baby turn around and just tease me baby
by 😂🤦‍♀️ April 20, 2019
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pleasanton

Pleasanton is probably the most ghetto place in the SF bay area. Everyone there has escalades and ferraris and bmws. The kids there can actually AFFORD drugs, so theres no crime or nothing.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna go to a place where I dont have to kill people for drugs!

Guy 2: Go to pleasanton!

High school girl: OMG SEX!
by MalikThaNigga May 9, 2011
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shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.
Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.
by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013
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No, please!

A statement screamed when an homosexual individual wishes to be sexually assaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the 'rape' will be carried out.
Example 1: When No, Please! may be used:
Person 1: Excuse me sir do you have the time?
Person 2: NO! NO PLEEEASE!!!
by Bare_Brown March 24, 2008
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please

Used in a humourous, non-senseical way at the end of a sentance, with no relevance to what you are saying.
'Thats disgusting...please'

'As the end of johns prison sentance dawned, his frans from the depths of methuen organised a welcome home do, to be situated on 'the mound' with disgustingly stale refreshments.......please'
by gradmeister June 17, 2006
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Crowd Pleaser

Originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.
Soldier 1: What's that bomber packin, B-53s?

Soldier 2: Nah, B-90 Bettys.

Soldier 3: Ooo, crowd pleasers.
by Mister Boo September 13, 2009
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