backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.

when i was little i looked like a backwards penis!

by stebys July 17, 2009

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Phallophile December 30, 2008

penis lick

Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.

Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.

Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...

by catsRlife July 4, 2009

Penis music

Penis Music is a sub genre of music in which the artist uses vibrations to portray their emotions. Penis music can also be referred to as dick jams, as well as cock opera.

“Hey bro! Did you hear the new penis music? Fantano gave it strong 9/10!”

by Gamer6454 January 15, 2020

snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. This sculpture is usually constructed by college students in an attempt to have their photo displayed on CollegeHumor.com. The snow penis was selected such that college students everywhere would no longer have to strain themselves to come up with anything that could be construed as clever, original, or funny. Snow penis architects are easily identifiable -- they are usually the same tools who wear their baseball caps off-center, frequently display the shocker, and drink shit beer like Natural Light.

We got our first snowfall of the season last night, so it's not hard to believe that I saw no less than seven snow penises while walking across campus this afternoon.

by Non Sequitur September 23, 2005

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

by Kel June 3, 2004

penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.

"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"

by danielle flesher November 9, 2007