heat business

Any situation considered negative in some manner, or will more often than not have a less than ideal result. Awkward situations also apply.

Eric: Today, I was almost got caught smoking weed by my parents.
Peter: Man, that is heat business...

Jeff: I just saw my brother kissing my sister...
Brett: Wow, that is absolute heatest of business.

by Kowlessari November 14, 2011

The Business Gazette

A respected and reliable newspaper that provides in-depth analysis, news, and information about the financial and business sectors.

I rely on The Business Gazette to keep me informed on updates pertaining to the stock market and financial news.

by Ashleypp April 13, 2023

Business Analytics

The baby of econometrics and the business world. A new and rapidly growing study that focuses on helping businesses make the right decisions based on big data, and using tools like mathematics, statistics, probability theory and machine learning. Basically econometrics, but less theoretical and slightly more practical.

Oh yeah btw, studying business analytics at college/university is immensely correlated with being attractive as fuck. (See example dialogue)

Some girl: Who’s that guy walking around campus and why is he so damn hot?

Other girl: He probably studies business analytics, and he’s probably a super smart and caring gentleman.

by KianNL February 26, 2024

standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

Busy

A word used to describe the act of watching cat videos on social media. Often used to make others think that one is actually working instead of what one is actually doing - watching cat videos on social media.

"I'm busy with the imagery - it'll be ready by tomorrow"

by ThomasTankEngine69420 November 6, 2019

Sports Business Radio

A great radio show airing sunday mornings, has notoriously the all time best call-ins of any show.

Sports Business Radio actually has intelligent people call in. (i know weird, right?)

by Intern Mitch April 21, 2011

Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.

There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence

by Cougarboy February 11, 2015