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Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012
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SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!
by Catjj November 27, 2022
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Race

1. Sport

2.Race As Black Skin And White Skin.
1 Woah Dude! That Piston Cup Race is awsome
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Whores-Race

n. (pejorative, sometimes misogynistic) (wordplay on "horse-race")
A derogatory term describing a perceived competition among two or more women in public spaces, characterized by the pursuit of negative attention or infamy. Such behavior may manifest through the adoption of controversial, cruel, or unpopular stances on social or political issues, or through actions reflecting dishonesty, manipulation, or unkindness. The term is often used to criticize individuals deemed to exhibit poor character, though its application can carry misogynistic undertones.
Example: "The heated exchange devolved into a whores-race, as each speaker vied to outdo the other with increasingly divisive rhetoric."
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
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ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*
by squidward4communism May 15, 2018
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Ngpc race series

One of the most elite forms of Grand Prix racing in the western United States. Aside from all the factory and dedicated professionals, the crowd is mostly full of goons that live in the high desert or inland empire. Most of the girls are “homie hoppers” and thots that just screw with every guy there. There has been a group formed by teenagers called the “squid squad” that race or spectate this series that are destructive and full of drama except for a few members of this group. Other than that, it’s a pretty cool race to attend
I went to the NGPC race series and I got the biggest dose of high desert vibes that I’ve ever experienced.
by Ur mom_ February 13, 2020
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swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night
by GoonBoi May 8, 2020
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