Colby Wheels

A vehicle customization that includes the tires and or wheels that result in modifications that are larger than necessary. Usually are a style that is also displeasing to the eye, awkward, or low-key cringe.

Bro, that car has major Colby Wheels, why would someone do that.

by aisat May 19, 2022

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021

clay wheel iglooing

when you shape your fecal matter into a dildo shape on a clay wheel (typically happens before the freezing stage)

i so want to igloo myself right now. but i still need to do the clay wheel iglooing first

by cedarinse June 10, 2025

Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place

She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's

by DPotort June 13, 2018

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

eighth wheel

when you have the bad luck of being in a group of 3 pairs and an asexual person

jade: hey, yo, how's it going with Linda?
jacob: man, turns out she's asexual
jade: does that mean you're the eighth wheel?
jacob: yeah, along with Linda

by reddit_user_is_the_best April 11, 2021