Suffix Muffin

Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.

I suffix muffin love that son of a suffix muffin. SUFFIX MUFFIN AHHAHAHAHAH

by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018

Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Buck Muffin

A muffin of mysterious origin, most commonly located in the vicinity of a "Pork Fritter".

Can you Buck Fuck a Buck Muffin?

It depends on how long the Buck Muffin has been sitting out!

by Patrick McCloskey March 23, 2004

Muffin

muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.

P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points!
P2: Dude, your muffin.

by Kevin Stewart January 29, 2008

muffin head

A term to describe the shape of a person's head who has a large afro.

Wow, that lurpy white boy has a big muffin head.

by the real P-funk February 24, 2008

Mud Muffin

When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...

dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...

by y8 April 4, 2009