Cum Mouth

When you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.

Ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had Cum Mouth. I didn't tell him to save him the embarrassment.

Cum Mouth by XSpence January 7, 2009

Brando Mouth 

A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.

Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.

Brando Mouth by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

party mouth 

the taste of party you get in your mouth after drinking, smoking cigarettes/weed, and eating random and/or gross things as a result of the two aforementioned factors.

(for morning-after-party mouth, see afterparty mouth)

I was totally going to hook up with Rob last night but he had mad party mouth.

party mouth by moderna April 12, 2009

nuts in your mouth 

sucky insult used by stiv

you:hey stiv
stiv (girly voice) : because there are nuts in your mouth

nuts in your mouth by 69 assassin May 16, 2008

cotton mouth 

When you get a very dry mouth probably from smoking any number of items or not drinking anything in ages.

Yo Reg, gimme another beer I'm gettin' cotton mouth.

cotton mouth by Kevin July 25, 2004

Wallet Mouth 

During a fight or an altercation, if one of the participants is knocked unconcious the victor (or a spectator) places a wallet in the victims mouth so as to prevent him from choking on his own tongue. Usually after getting wallet mouthed the victor ends up getting a free victory fuck from the loser's girlfriend.

He got wallet mouthed after talking trash to an arabian bear fighter. Subsequently Alex's girlfriend couldn't walk straight for a week.

Wallet Mouth by Kadoo34 October 19, 2009