Pull a "How I Met Your Mother"

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

by InsertWittyUsername May 23, 2014

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Your mother's onion

Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.

Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.

Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.

by Thislethorne November 30, 2010

mother lover

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.

by janozs gyury June 28, 2006

mother dump

A particularly massive bowel movement.

Damn, I just took a mother dump!

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006

motherfucking fucking fuck

Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.

1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!

by chrno July 28, 2010

Mothwood

A man/woman who looks and acts like Tim Westwood and also drives toward lights when under the influence of marijuana, like a moth toward a lightbulb. Basically a very dim person with little grasp of reality.

"lmao my xr2 reps ends!!! =) =)" - Definite Mothwooder.

"I sweated sooooo badly last night, and slept with a year 8... I'm nearly 20 haha, phaaaaaaaaaaat!" - "Mate you're such a Mothwood"

"wednesday nite mash up rogue! lets get on itttttttt, bude is fukin phat mate!" - A born Mothwood

by Calcohol January 19, 2011