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jedi mind tricks

When your slut puts her hair up like Princess Leia and you fuck her ear through her hair.
Jose and Jeff played jedi mind tricks on these three sluts before going to Luckies.
by bobsagetisafaggot November 22, 2010
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jedi mind trick

A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.
Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot!
by rebel_ins July 15, 2005
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Slow-Minded

To take a long time processing something, or you're "stuck" in one generation, or to just be dull and stupid in general.

1) You take a long time to find a proper response or reaction towards certain events, you can't spontaneously reply or response to things that occur. You need to spend a lot of thought on your intentions and objectives before you put them into action.

2) You are quite dim-witted, and considerably stupid. Again, it takes you a long time to process actions, and you think before you speak. You show a sense of carelessness, and are most likely rather clumsy.

3) You aren't quite intact with the modern times, as if you are stuck in a certain generation. Many old-timers are presumably perceived to be stuck in their times, and stick with what they've done over the decades. Being slow-minded may mean that you don't respond too well to change, or just don't want to change.
"Julia is a slow-minded imbecile that just wants everything her way, and she doesn't even know what she wants to do when she gets it."
"Granny Gertie is very slow-minded, and still thinks that all black people are evil and should be killed by the KKK. Hell, she wants to bring the KKK back!"
by ErinTheCat June 22, 2018
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mind blogging

When you've not posted anything on your blog in a while, but you've been thinking about many topics to write about.
person1: Hey, where have you been? What you been up to? I've been watching your blog, but you're not even writing.

person2: Yeah - I've been mind blogging, but I just haven't had a chance to post anything lately.
by Rosie Rosenberger July 2, 2007
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MindCraft Boner

a boner mindcrafted on mindcraft and it is huge and has a smiley face on the head of the boner and it's huge.
Sean: Hey yo Tyler, can i touch your mindcraft boner?
Tyler: Sure anytime man, can i grab yours?
Sean: Yea! Aslong as were doing it at the same time.
by Klayton Tucker September 24, 2011
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Minday

A common nickname for a girl who is tall, blonde, and hot.

This nickname means the girl has also met her soulmate, usually named Jordan.
Did you see you girl?

Yeah, what's her name?

Idk i'm gonna call her minday!

Better watch out or Jordan'll beat your ass.
by J&M1007 October 20, 2008
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Minda

A fire starter, imitates the guy from 40yr old virgin, puts his dvd's in genre order. knows all episodes of Friends off by heart.
Saleem says - Yo shal we go Mindas yard and watch a DVD?

Adil says - Nah fam, hes probably watchin Friends... or gettin laid.

BOTH say - YEAH RIGHT hahaahahahahahaa
by Adil - Don February 4, 2010
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