Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 16, 2022

Mike Justice

A great Jeep Salesman

Wow did you buy that jeep from Mike Justice?

by MikeJustice4life October 15, 2023

Mike Scro

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.

This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro

by Phoenix SC July 16, 2017

dirty mike

The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.

Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.

by romanator03 April 5, 2022

mike-san

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..

Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020