a hell hole locating in gurnee illinois. half the people there are hoes or fake depressed girls who post sad simpson edits on their stories. majority of 7th and 8th graders vape/smoke weed and all show up to school high. teachers are literal devils that give 5 hours worth of homework every night. 10/10 would NOT recommend.
person: damn you went to woodland middle school?
other person: yeah
person: are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
other person: yeah
person: are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
by litpit October 23, 2019
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Get the Creekland middle school mug.It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.
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