The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.
"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"
by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008
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Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
by numberofnames August 15, 2011
Get the Closet Mexicans mug.When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!
by rjwNU1 October 30, 2009
Get the Mexican Halloween mug.When one accidentally consumes the outer husk of a tamale, then passes the undigested fiber, the rope-like fecal matter that is produced acts as an attachment between the shitter and the shit-receptacle.
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