martin and robyn

an amazing couple that would do anything for eachother.. true definition of true love.. couple like no other

that couple is a martin and robyn kinda couple

by unknown0707 October 12, 2011

chaney brock martin

guy who be cheatin sometimes fr. he can play piano too fr

chaney brock martin be cheatin sometimes fr

by cbmartin23 December 20, 2021

Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

evie martin

Most weirdest person you will ever meet

bro that girl is such an evie martin

by eviemartin123 February 14, 2022

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

OBADEMI MARTINS

Known alias of Obafemi Martins, also used to portray simple minded organisms

That gal is a OBADEMI MARTINS. Indeed she is.

by Ne14abj June 12, 2021