Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Ryan mackinnon

the most wack socials teacher in the world

your so ryan mackinnon

by durr190308 April 5, 2019

Mr.Mackinnon

wackest sosocials teacher there is in the wolrd he is wack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your so a Mr.Mackinnon

by durr190308 April 5, 2019

Maryam macki

An angel that’s perfect looking into her eyes takes u far away into day dreaming she’s beautiful and you better not get close to her in a bad way because you will die get you a maryam macki

Define an angel?
Maryam macki

by Maryam macki October 2, 2019

Charlotte Mackenzie

Not sure which race. Need a microscope to look at. Funniest person in the entire world

U can never fall out with a Charlotte Mackenzie as they know too much and will be greatly missed xx

by badonk.com October 3, 2019

Cold Mackin(ed)

The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.

Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.

by Infnt from the 949 December 26, 2020

Positively Macking It

Very intensely making out, really going to town on each other's mouths

P1: Did you hear about Joseph and Suzie yesterday?
P2: No, what happened?
P1: Well apparently Holly walked in on them positively macking it in an empty classroom!
P2: Teen pregnancies really are wack

by theTusken_clanker December 29, 2020