hot lunch

when a guy takes a shit on a woman's face or vice versa

Eva Bruan used to give young Adolph a hot lunch with his Jagrmeister.

by Trebor April 17, 2003

lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode

that ho was sucking his lunchmeat

by Ben Dover January 7, 2004

Lunching

Most likely from the French 'luncheon', lunching burst into the American lexicon circa 1992 in the Washington DC Metropolitan Area.
Intransitive verb: to laugh hysterically/uncontrollably
Transitive verb: causing above in another person

Intransitive: "I just saw a fat man driving a tiny car and I started lunching my butt off."
Transitive: "This guy... this guy right here... is lunching me out!"

"Would you like to come over and smoke and have a nice light lunch?"

by Ryan TB May 20, 2008

Sack-Lunch

Somebody who never wants to go out and do anything fun. Can also be used for flaking. Taken from when you invite someone from work or school out to lunch and they say, "That's okay, I brought my own."

"So dude, you still goin' out tonight?"
"Naw, man, I think I'm staying in."
"Pff, aight sack-lunch I'll see ya later!"
*CLICK!

by girtby April 22, 2006

The Ethiopian Lunchable

The Ethiopian Lunchable is where you take a large shit on your partner's vagina and then eating her pussy out, that is full of shit.

Dude I gave my girlfriend The Ethiopian Lunchable yesterday and it was DELISSHH!!

by Tan and Jerrod October 6, 2006

Ploughman's Lunch

A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.

I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.

by IndependenceMissouri September 21, 2009

LUNCHY BACK NINE

Fat, Thick or Full Butt, Backside or Arsze, most often female. I originally heard this saying from a young male work colleague ('Milky') (Police Officer) when he was describing the physical appearance of a female.

When referring to a female's butt. "She has a Lunchy Back Nine" means it is a bit full and thick like the thickness of grass on the back nine holes of a golf course.

by Datamaxx June 8, 2009