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Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
by Word clout May 24, 2021
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Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.
“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”
by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022
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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion
When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight
by IrritatedData July 16, 2022
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log hog

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .
Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.
by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017
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Caca log

A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.
Ew.. he's such a caca log, he needs to chill.
by MainRain October 13, 2018
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Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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Rot Log

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
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