Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.

Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)

by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.

Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!

by unknown1993 January 11, 2008

Log Voyage

when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.

Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.

by yoimba July 4, 2017