The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 26, 2021
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Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume
Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me
by Tilehurst1986 June 02, 2017
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Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
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logging into my zoom

girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯
by iheart.laneyyy June 23, 2023
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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 17, 2022
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the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.
sustainable native forest logging, in tasmania they have the best select logging practices in the world no longer clear falling huge areas of land and totaly destorying habitates.
by killerwew December 18, 2012
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Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
by JakeThePinetree January 26, 2017
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