Lightbulbing

When you shove a lightbulb up your arse because 5 minute crafts said your poo could light it

Doctor: why is there a light bulb up your ass
Person: i was lightbulbing

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

lightfooted

LIGHTFOOTED

/lītfo͝oted/

verb

1. Being shot, stabbed, murdered by the intentional negligence of individual in a leadership role.

More Than 30 people were LIGHTFOOTED over the weekend in Chicago

by cloudslicer October 19, 2020

Lightbulb dick

A gurthy almost glowing like massive cock

“Johny sins has a lightbulb dick”

by Verysloppywaffle April 13, 2021

Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

by cannydaft May 7, 2021

lightened my load

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 16, 2021

Light skinneded

When a person is light skinned so they are light skinneded

Alicia is very light skinneded👩🏽 🌾

by Big batty gyal deandra😩😩 January 6, 2022

Light Switch Friends

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

by Milla5 March 13, 2022