Lesbian Bread

The type of bread of which lesbians like to eat.

That lesbian just took a bite of her store bought Trader Joe's lesbian bread.

by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.

Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.

by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018

lesbian louie

Anybody who got blocked in twitter by narcissisticVEVO. We all slay bye ;)

-she's a lesbian louie
- oh really? I AM ONE TOO

by lesbian louie August 5, 2018

Lesbian Gin

Tequila

After we're done scissoring we should do some lesbian gin shots; I take mine with salt and a lime.

by TheRealShep September 9, 2018

Lesbian Power Mom

A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.

"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"

"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"

by tinymanticore04 February 26, 2019

Lesbian Stereotype

Cl@r@

I'm a real Cl@r@
She is a lesbian stereotype

by ClaireBear37 March 5, 2019

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 13, 2019