Jordan

Very ugly person

Look at him! Such a big Jordan!

by Sasha12345 January 15, 2018

Jordanne

verb

1. The inability to take drugs and continue on a night out

2. To spiral deep into a K hole to the point of no return

Ahh yeah I got so messed up I pulled a jordanne last night

I pulled such a bad jordanne last night ffs

by langside October 5, 2018

Jordan

An annoying fucking cunt.

Don't be a Jordan

by Jordan H8er May 22, 2019

Jordan The Nigger

The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams, commonly abbreviated as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command.

"Fuck that bitch ass nigger Jordan Brumsy." He is Jordan The Nigger

by CrackHeadSteven March 29, 2019

Jordan

Gay ass bitch

Jordan fucks boys

by 2$3$&::$$33 April 14, 2019

Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 13, 2011