The most flexible guy you will ever fucking meet, you don't know why but he is quite literally a pretzel of a man. He is a human anonymity when it comes to his spaghetti limbs
plays basketball and sweats all over the floor. usually fumbles the bag. uses not your mothers hair products. eats watermelon.def has jibizz in his crocs. he had a kind soul. he probably has a hoe hat that he got on one of his yearly tips. he loves dogs and likes bucket hats!