What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.
Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Grand Larcenymug. Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh
by gub. August 25, 2023
Get the Creus, Grand Solar Knightmug. A relatively uncommon syndrome in which a brother and sister grow into two distinct people. The sister, or Ariana respectively, successfully climbs the ranks in society and is well praised for all aspects of themself, particularly looks. Meanwhile, the brother, or Franki, develops into a major flop that leads you to wonder where all the good-looking grande genes went.
by Simon THE CRAZY March 27, 2022
Get the Frankie Grande Syndromemug. 
Get the Grand Openingmug. by Gvcd May 16, 2018
Get the The Grand Openingmug. by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022
Get the Grand Dadmug. Grand theft auto (often shortened to GTA) appears to be a game with senseless murder and other violent crimes however it is far more. The developers clearly put a lot of thought into the game as you can see how things such as the in game culture and market change with what you do. You can sit there in a car and listen to the talk radio for hours with new content. The game raises some really important questions and asks if we as a society have trusted our social media influencers too much. It takes a look at this topic through the lense of 3 murderous psychopaths with wildly different backgrounds who all have problems with how modern society views our culture, our celebrities, and how we have fallen as a society. However regardless of what I have said some British woman named Karen will still brush the game off because “boo hoo people die” grow tf up Karen. It’s a great game suck one.
by Catholicman1 June 17, 2022
Get the Grand Theft Automug.