Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

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Life's Pet

One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.

Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.

by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013

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The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".

Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.

by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017

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Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.

Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.

by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010

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flight for life

When a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.

Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.

by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017

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