tool

A tool is somebody who does way too much to try to fit in. So people use them, knowing that they will do anything to fit in, and pretend the tool will be liked if he/she follows through. Typically, a tool is too dumb to notice this. Trying too hard to fit in is what causes them to not fit in, often making akward comments or just annoying the shit out of everybody they're trying to hang out with.

Casey: *laughing* I just told Steve he could drive us to the party if he did my math and chem homework...

John: Wow, seriously, what a tool

by 0gi3 February 23, 2009

Tool

Someone who's stupid & doesn't use common sense.
Someone who tries to hard.
An idiot, someone who is used by other people.
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Matt Steward is a complete tool.

by Rachhhheelllll January 4, 2009

Tool

Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.

Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."

by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012

Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020

tool

DMV slang for a gun

"Will was totin' that tool"

by Allenx360 June 29, 2016

Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025