When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.
Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025
Get the Iron-barmug. Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.
by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016
Get the Iron Clapmug. No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Ironic Punishmentmug. by MamoPig August 16, 2024
Get the Jirachi Iron Headmug. If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved Itmug. While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.
by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017
Get the Iron Oxmug. Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
Get the Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfastmug.