A horny fifth grader is one whole usually humps their pillow all night, or masturbates to themselves. Usually spends the whole recess talking smack about toher people or Cussing and making out.
Kendall: Man, that Charlie is one Horny 5th Grader for Tucker!
Jess: Yeah, I heard at their sleepover they had sex!
Jess: Yeah, I heard at their sleepover they had sex!
by PixelBlix November 12, 2021
Get the HORNY 5TH GRADERmug. by 3ryhk April 17, 2020
Get the National Horny Daymug. the worlds best feeling , when u finger a girl with ur nose . it is so amazing. it will make any girl horny for sure.
by connor hall May 4, 2007
Get the horny eskimo kissmug. Horny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. This specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats horny so that they breed. I think it's one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. Read the labels people!!!
by BleedingBullet March 27, 2008
Get the horny goat weedmug. by Djdudhsbdvy April 17, 2020
Get the National horny daymug. by felicia and rachael goats February 24, 2004
Get the Horny Goat Weedmug. The act of having a guy jerk in to a cup and taking a turkey baster to squirt his own sperm into his butthole and then sucking it out of his ass.
by Pam pantipanti November 6, 2017
Get the Yulia Van Hornymug.