stripper hit

The act of sucking and/or bitting on the nipples of a stripper after fees have been paid. May also include fingering the stripper.

Our broski said he had a stripper hit last time he hit up the strip club.

by Bdaddy765 June 1, 2016

hit for the cycle

This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:

Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)

"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"

"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."

by badIdeas82 April 21, 2010

Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.

I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

by huh March 21, 2004

Hit it first

Hit it first means, to be the one to take a girls virginity away. To fuck her first, to be the first one to get the pussy

"Man, remember that girl Emily?"
"Yea why?"
"I hit it first yesterday, the sex

was amazing"

by TheUltimateJay October 9, 2016

Hit Or Miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Hit or miss, my wife took the kids.

by Hexity January 5, 2019

hit the hammer

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

by expresstrain December 19, 2006

Hitting it Streak

The number of consecutive days that you have had sex.

"I had sex again last night! That brings my Hitting it Streak to 5 days. It's a new personal best."

by Mr. Ko-Ray August 9, 2012