yuppie hell

What happens when your town is legislated to build condos.

Guelph used to be full of characters but they were all arrested and shoo'd away to maintain the purity of the blossoming yuppie hell.

by J Jacobs June 19, 2012

French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

by CaptBedBeard April 20, 2014

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015

dongle hell

Dongle Hell is a special type of hell. It is a place where owners of modern apple electronics (Macbook 2017+, iPhone 7+) go to suffer for the rest of eternity to deal with dongles and a multitude of connectors & cables. Due to Apple's lack of physical ports for connections that are still very popular at the time of this writing, June 2017, users are forced to buy dongles and/or cables in order to use their connections that Apple apparently considers "legacy." Dongle hell could entail dongles for aux ports, USB 3.0 and below, SD card slot, HDMI and more.

You got the new Macbook Pro? How's dongle hell been treating you?

by RossThompson666 June 26, 2017

Mexican helicopter

Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick

The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains

by Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins August 12, 2017

cold helmet

when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip

i woke up with a cold helmet this morning

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

Nigga Helm

The helm used by the holy niggas to escape their plantations, often now picked up in virtual worlds by the holy nigga adventurers.

"Ay bruh you got that Nigga Helm?"
"Ye bruh this Nigga Helm mad lit lmao"

by th4i December 29, 2018