Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

by Light Joker March 31, 2005

i have nice legs

something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")

can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')

"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"

"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"

by president osama August 6, 2011

Have a shit and fall back in it

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

by Flealine March 26, 2009

I have black friends

How you know if a white person is racist or not

Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.

by Mantis Tobaggan July 11, 2022

Have You Fallen?

Dno How 2 Explain..Read dah Examples. Basiclee Means, Hav Yu Fallen And Hurt Yur Head? Are Yu Thinkin straight?

Her: Omg Her Top Is Well Nice
Me: Have You Fallen?

by No Need Tah Kno August 31, 2006

have sex incel

A mocking term used by incels to make fun of people who use the phrase "have sex" as an insult to them.

"'uhmm, why don't you just have sex incel?' That's what YOU sound like!"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 3, 2022