While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.
I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.
by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011
Get the pee hammer mug.The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.
guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011
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Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
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Get the body hammer mug.The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
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