Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast

She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone

by Abner Anly April 16, 2023

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.

Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 11, 2024

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 11, 2024

voucher goblin

When you cash out at a casino, often times the machines will not give change and instead print out a voucher for the change. Most people just grab their cash and walk away. Voucher goblins hope for this, and hover by the cash out machines at casinos hoping to collect these abandoned vouchers and scrounge up enough to finally make a bet of their own.

You can tell the economy is in shambles when there's more than one voucher goblin camping out by the cash out machines.

by ToastedZergling3 April 03, 2023

goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world

Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.

by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017