Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood

"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

German vacation

A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.

I was fully aroused by my German vacation.

by GermanVacationer August 12, 2017

The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.

My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

german snowball

A slurpee with jäger in it

Dude 1: get me a German snowball slave

by snow german May 22, 2016

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022