fingerhut

Short Man about 5'4, dispilines people at school and teaches history.

Fingerhut gave us home work today.

by curtis boyton February 20, 2009

finger sucking

Placing ones finger in another's mouth or vice versa, in a very bisexual way.

Finger sucking, Emma happily sucked Amy's finger.

by Lozzzzzz August 29, 2006

Finger moustache

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.

Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

by PhilipSkovgaardDK February 23, 2009

Fish Fingering

The act of performing manual sex (fingering), underwater. If parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. Also known as Sub-Aqua Manual Sex (or SAMS to veterans of the Underwater-Erotic world.) Any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as "An Octopus" and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.

Lad 1: Dude! I'm off to do some fish fingering down at the Lido.
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*

by The Onion-Mangetout-Raddish July 21, 2009

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Rogue Finger

A test gauge process for attempting to measure a woman's willingness to engage in Anal Sex. The act consists of slyly slipping a spare digit into a woman's anus during the process of making out or intercourse. If she protests, she's unlikely to allow for anal sex. If she doesn't protest, there's a high probability that she will allow herself to be blasted in the ass.

So I was balls deep in this chick, and she was going crazy. And I dropped in a Rogue Finger, and she started bucking like a war criminal hooked up to the electric chair. So I replaced my finger with my dick and went to town. Then she went ass to mouth. What a whore.

by The Gyno May 15, 2007

fingering

When guys (or girls..preferably thought as guys doing this) insert one or more fingers into a girl's vagina and moves it in a motion as the penis is moved. This motion is a wonderful feeling. Take my word for it.

"Man...baby fingered me last night. Sweet, sweet ecstasy. He had as much fun doing it as I had getting it done. Damn that was fun."

by Baby's Girl April 27, 2005