a person who doesn't have enough balls to try the more extreme sports in life such as surfing, snowboarding, and skateboarding.
Surfing, snowboarding, and skating look dangerous and scary, so i think ill be a fruitbooter instead.
by peep_this March 26, 2005
Get the fruitbooter mug.The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.
My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!
by me October 19, 2004
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Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.
by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008
Get the fruitard mug.A word invented by Zachary Oleary of Dartmouth Nova Scotia while trying to call his brother a fruitcup when he had food in his mouth.
by Ginga-Ninja4272 June 21, 2008
Get the Fruit Card mug.Refering to someone that is akward, or weird. Acting Gay, a flaming homosexual. (Flamer). An example of fruitcake is Austin Averett .
by Taylorsarethebest October 30, 2011
Get the Fruitcake mug.a plain jane that follows her better looking friends around and tries to sleep with their cast aways
Meghan got Bob shit-faced and tried to start up a threesome with us, she is such a piece of low-lying fruit.
That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.
That girl is low-lying fruit, she's hitting on every guy I brought here.
by mel monster April 18, 2010
Get the low-lying fruit mug.When a girl has a yeast infection and tries to use yogurt to cure it. A man then performs cunnilingus on said woman. The 'Fruit on the Bottom' is the surprise at the bottom of the box beneath all of the yogurt. Could be anything from menstrual fluid to an old condom to the neighbors cat.
Mike: Dude, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom.
Mike: Oh yeah, how was it?
Thomas: I liked it....A LOT.
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom.
Mike: Oh yeah, how was it?
Thomas: I liked it....A LOT.
by MikeL3338 August 7, 2007
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