Broletariat

A working class bro.

Sean's broletariat lifestyle involves him working at a factory but spends his money on Keystone Light and DMB tickets.

Broletariat by Dilrod November 11, 2007

Word of the Day on October 23, 2023

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Gaijin Smash

The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

I know its a red light, but I'm going to cross the road anyway, gaijin smash style.

I'm going to gaijin smash that red light.

Gaijin Smash by Rephaim May 2, 2007

Word of the Day on October 22, 2023

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Golluming

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."

Golluming by CrowScream February 1, 2013

Word of the Day on October 21, 2023

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Empty Vase

AKA a "flower vase"
A Chinese slang term which often appears in web novels and dramas. An "empty vase" or a "flower vase" is a beautiful person (of either gender) who has no other substance, purpose, or intelligence outside of their appearance (i.e. they have a beautiful outer appearance, but are hollow and empty inside).

Like a vase, they may be chosen to decorate a person's home or life, but can be largely neglected or overlooked, so the term is usually applied to low-maintenance people.

The term is considered a negative insult, and is somewhat similar to the Western concept of a "skin-deep" beauty or a "trophy wife".

"He couldn't believe the ignorance coming out of the beautiful girl's mouth and wrote her off as an empty vase."
"She had been hurt by her past relationship, so this time she decided to choose an empty vase and try her hand at being a sugar momma to a handsome, shallow, boytoy."

Empty Vase by askite October 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 20, 2023

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dobler dahmer theory

A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.

Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.

dobler dahmer theory by Yangarang June 19, 2016

Word of the Day on October 19, 2023

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Cbpcbd

Chronic back pain from carrying this big Dick around

Man I’m glad my doc gave me medicine to help with this Cbpcbd

Cbpcbd by Gangnem4L August 31, 2023

Word of the Day on October 18, 2023

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not even wrong

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.

not even wrong by Fluid February 12, 2007

Word of the Day on October 17, 2023

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