four fingered twat twitcher

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008

1 finger up

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way of telling people that you don’t know how to talk to men & this shows how lonely you are

did you see her post that picture where she was holding 1 finger up ??

by agazziolliontoots April 24, 2022

middle finger

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thats what one looks like on a computer

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thats a middle finger

by sundie April 29, 2010

Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004

Finger scale

A scale relating to a female's looks. A three on the finger scale means "I would cut off three of my fingers to nail that girl".

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

finger eleven

Amazingly talented and...quite possibly the best band of all time!!
plus they're canadian :)!!

Finger Eleven is fucking AWESOME

by NIX_nicki September 20, 2003