flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

flaming dick

Another word for chlamydia.

Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?

Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick

by The Naked Feet March 15, 2017

Flaming Andrew

To give a woman slow, disappointing missionary position sex whilst simultaneously having your butthole fingered.

"Dude last night I gave this chick a Flaming Andrew while there were like three other people in the room."

by ph4l4nx March 25, 2017

flaming cheetah finger

When you are finished with your bag of hot fries you then stick a finger in your partners bum

Tommie gave Samantha the good old flaming cheetah finger.

by Jlewis454 April 6, 2017

Flaming Watson

Gently spread apart the butt cheeks of a passed out friend and violently shove your face into there anus while yelling absurb profanities into there rectal cavity angrily, also known as an Alabama butt slam or butt yodeling.

Martin was so furious with rebecca for smoking all his shabadoo he gave her a fierce flaming watson

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017

flamingoe

A problematic man child

He's worse then flamingoe! !
Can't believe she went out with flamingoe

by Firetruck1234 July 23, 2017