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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022
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Florido

That Brian that is such a jerk that you can’t even use the word jerk cause it’s not strong enough. They are a Florido
Oh what a FLORIDO
by Ewbrian March 10, 2022
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Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.
Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse
by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022
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Flo Rida

Some crappy pop rapper who only talks about getting drunk and going on the pole, although he's better than Pitbull and has some good songs.
Min: Flo Rida is weak.

Joseph: I agree, but at least he's better than Pitbull.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 21, 2022
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Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!
Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!
by Gnane September 30, 2022
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Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather
Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands
by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022
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Florian pettla

Flo is a very dumb and ugly person he only cares about one thing hes disgusting ans very small his girlfirend is very ugly and gives evryone hole
Omg look at him

Jes i know hes ugly its florian pettla
Omg look at that couple

Jes they are both ugly and hoes
by Spreadlove110 December 2, 2022
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