Flap

The opposite of “slap.” When a situation is a disaster or ridiculous.

“They want us to stop the presses because they want to make a ridiculous change. This flaps.”

by BeckieBling October 8, 2023

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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

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mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019

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Gorlaga Flaps

vagina flaps aka the lips.

"hey boy wanna come on over and spread these gorlaga flaps or what??"

"my gorlaga flaps are a little musty this morning"

by pizzaskinn June 1, 2025

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flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

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flap

A piece of cloth attached on one side covering an opening.

Up through 9-years-old, my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies was always peeing due to my penis was inside the flap on the front of my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.

by FrroRdn June 22, 2024

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