February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February 14

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

by Hazaxxxxxx January 2, 2022

February 10th

a day when cute/fugly mfs are born (there no in between biatch 🙄)

Gawd Dayum she’s so cute “yeah bro shes born on February 10th”

Gawd Dayum she’s so fugly “yeah she’s born on February 10th”

by glockinmyrawrie. January 7, 2022

February 18th

National leave people on delivered day

Hey have you heard of February 18th it’s national leave people on read day

by Ezra bolen January 8, 2022

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

by Ezniggle February 7, 2022

February 8

Confess to your crush day!

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because its February 8!

by blueberry9 February 7, 2022

February 15

National singles day. The day after valentines day.

If your friend was born on this day they will be forever single.

"Oh it's February 15th!"
"Oh yeah national singles day."
"wait how?"
"Day after valentines day!"

by someonewholikesanime_ February 7, 2022