n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.
My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.
by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009
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by IrishGreenDeath March 10, 2009
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A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".
by QwikofMuradin February 4, 2009
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