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by RatchetBoo October 21, 2003

Sea Eater

When you give head to a woman with crabs.

I bet he gave his girlfriend a sea eater.

by NJHS May 8, 2008

lemming eater

One who feasts on lemmings, the small rodents usually found near the arctic.

Jake: Bro, shane is a lemming eater.
Eric: What?
Jake: Yeah i saw him eat a fucking lemming this morning.

by poods April 23, 2009

fun eater

When a person who abstains from drugs because they are already having fun at the moment, thus not needing a drug to either ruin or amplify their fun.

A: You know what would make this campfire and this marshmellow fight more fun?
B: lol WHAT!
A: Some weed!
B: lol no thanks
A: Oh, so your a fun eater!

by jar3Dimenions May 25, 2009

Mongo Eater

One who eats mongos like its their day job.

I ate so many mongos when I was younger, now I push mongo.

dude your such a mongo eater

by mongomongo October 28, 2009

ant eater vs. meerkat

pairing of intense opposition; usually the end result is the meerkat suffocating the ant eater by crawling inside the nostril of the ant eater and using the helpless ant eater's oxygen for itself and/or the ant eater decimating the meerkat via Left for Dead 2 "smoker-style"

Me- Hey, did you see the the game last night?

Person 2- No I was watching the discovery channel, it was a helluva match up.... ant eater vs. meerkat type of shit

by Owyse1 April 1, 2010

fyre eater

(n.) A homosexual man that inhales the products of combustion when another homosexual man ignites a fart in his face is said to be a fyre eater.

Did you see the singe on Tim's mustache? He's a REAL "fyre eater"!

by Fyre Blower January 13, 2011