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Earth

“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. This is Earth.

-Carl Sagan, A Pale Blue dot
by Xonifu October 20, 2018
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Earth

The suns light reflects onto the moon's moon thereby providing light to the moon. The earth is the moon of the sun
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Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
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Earth

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."
by God Hashirama January 3, 2019
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Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.
Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019
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Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
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EARTH

A NICE PLACE WHERE HUMANS AND ANIMALS LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER
I LOVE EARTH
by iwgbiwp May 18, 2019
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