Douchebag Chic

Something that is only cool because is it ridiculously overpriced. Also, anything that requires stating the price point of a good or service when referencing it. Also, using the term "price point." The haute couture of douchebagery.

While cavorting with my Douchebag Chic friends, I overheard one of them say, "After meeting with the hedge fund manager this morning, all of us in the young executive trainee program went out for $50/head lunches and $300 massages, happy endings were extra."

by Harry Seaward February 21, 2009

douche bag

A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.

Gene Simmons is a douche bag

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

douche bag

A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.

Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.

by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douche

A) A person who is a complete ignorant dick who thinks that they cannot be wrong.

B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up.

C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.

ex) Mike: Tom, stop talking so much shit all the time.
Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll.
Mike: Douche.

ex) John M.

by Mike Markey February 26, 2008

douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

Douche

- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area

" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"

by hpluvr February 10, 2009