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Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.
I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.
by mondoSugundo December 4, 2010
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Douche Picture

A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
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A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.
Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."
by xXBITZXx July 29, 2011
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Douche bag whore

a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.
Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"

Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
by Amfeezy October 10, 2006
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douche biscuit

A douche of tremendous proportions.
Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit
by toastboy55 July 31, 2006
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douche cock

a very big faggot
Henry Plager
A Big Dumbass
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Henry Plager is such a douche cock. He is such a big dumbass.
by Nolan Snyder July 29, 2008
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douche move

E-money: "Where's the beer fund?"
J-money: "I think one of the last people out last night jacked it."
E-money: "What a fuckin' douche move."
by Lesaint August 10, 2006
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douche fuck

noun: one who is a fucking douche
Josh is a real douche fuck
by Ashley May 21, 2004
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